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Monday, November 1, 2010

Conversations With Wife

Wife, as if just seeing me for the first time in months: "Do you know that you have two square indentations in your forehead?"

Me: "Yes, they're from my CPAP mask. It's where the mask makes contact with my face. I guess it displaces the fat that's on my face. Hey, maybe you could put it on your ass!"


Fortunately, we were in a restaurant at the time, so repercussions did not materialize.

1 comment:

  1. rummuserNovember 2, 2010 at 3:36 AM

    Despite the distance, I refrain from offering any comment.

    Seriously, do you use CPAP?

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