My wife bought me two pairs of slacks for my birthday recently. Even though I told her that my size is 34 x 31 (meaning the waist is 34 inches around and the inseam is 31 inches) she came home with 36 x 31. Well of course the pants fit -- my stomach quickly expanded to fill in the extra room. But now I lack the important feedback that tells me my stomach is getting bigger. I'm doomed!
Waist = 40"
Height = 5' 9"