I've been shopping for shorts to replenish my worn out summer wardrobe for years. But every time I browse the racks I find "shorts" whose hemlines reach down to my knees. Modern shorts resemble some sort of bastard children of Capri pants and Real Shorts.
The legs of Real Shorts stop three to five inches above the knee. I like them that way because bastard shorts tickle my knees. And besides, the long shorts give the impression that I'm wearing Real Shorts low on the hip and that underneath my shirt lies a bright gibbous moon.
I've examined a few bastard shorts with the idea that I could alter them to bring up the hemline. Unfortunately they were cargo "shorts" with extra pockets that extend into where I'd place the hemline. Either that, or the white inner lining of normal pockets would hang down below the new hemline. Now that I contemplate this dilemma, I realize I could also alter the normal pockets to make them less deep. But I shouldn't have to do this!
With the back-to-school season already in full swing in the world of retail, I'll make one last attempt to find something deeply discounted that I can alter into real shorts. Or maybe I'll take a trip to the Salvation Army and find something from a few decades ago when shorts were Real Shorts.