Wife, as if just seeing me for the first time in months: "Do you know that you have two square indentations in your forehead?"
Me: "Yes, they're from my CPAP mask. It's where the mask makes contact with my face. I guess it displaces the fat that's on my face. Hey, maybe you could put it on your ass!"
Fortunately, we were in a restaurant at the time, so repercussions did not materialize.
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Despite the distance, I refrain from offering any comment.
Seriously, do you use CPAP?
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