I'm at the university library checking out a book. There's an intriguing skull on the counter. It's not real. It has plastic lights in the eyes. I notice that it's available for checkout, so I check it out. The librarian warns me that the late fee is very steep. And if I lose it, the fine is tremendous. So be very careful with it. Then I realize that I had a lot of stuff to haul around. This skull is going to be very hard to carry.
Well, I put my library card away, take the book and all my gear, and I exit the library. After going about twenty feet, I realize with horror that I left the skull in the library on the counter! Crap. So I walk back with a rather quick pace and find with much relief that it was still there.
So I take it and resolve to be more careful.
Now I'm crossing a field with some friends. The skull is proving to be a burden. I wish I didn't borrow it. I have a wagon, so I arrange my belongings to make them easier to carry. Then I continue walking. After a while, I become aware that I again don't have the skull. Crap.
Well, I put my library card away, take the book and all my gear, and I exit the library. After going about twenty feet, I realize with horror that I left the skull in the library on the counter! Crap. So I walk back with a rather quick pace and find with much relief that it was still there.
So I take it and resolve to be more careful.
Now I'm crossing a field with some friends. The skull is proving to be a burden. I wish I didn't borrow it. I have a wagon, so I arrange my belongings to make them easier to carry. Then I continue walking. After a while, I become aware that I again don't have the skull. Crap.
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